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Something new!

In keeping with the rest of the changes of my blog, I am starting a new weekly/possibly bi-weekly column.

Billy's Short Movie Reviews- I'm not going to go into a whole lot of detail really. You can trust me, I'm a professional.

The Protector- Crap. The action is cool, but after most of the action sequences, I felt like I just watched a stunt show at Six Flags or Universal Studios or something. It has a dumb story that you stop caring about during the first few minutes of the movie. One thing I didn't understand was the voice dubbing throughout the movie. A portion of the movie is supposed to take place in Thailand. I understand that part needed to have subtitles, obviously. The main character then travels to
Austrailia where most everyone speaks english, yet they dubbed over all of the english with english. To make matters
worse, the new dub over doesn't even really match the actors mouths. It seems to the viewer that the audio track is off
or something.
The Bottom Line: Watch Ong Bak. That was a a lot better than this.

Borat- The movie doesn't come out until November, but I saw it at a myspace screening last night. The movie is hilarious. The kind of hilarious that had me crying at least twice. If you don't know who Borat is, go to YouTube and look him up.
The Bottom Line: If you understand who and what Borat is, prepare to witness one of the funniest movies you have ever seen.

Jackass Number Two- Another one that will have you crying. I thought the first Jackass was over the top, but this one goes way over the top and then some. A couple of warnings. If you get sick easily, don't eat before you go. If the sight of poo, naked midgets, and naked 300 lb men bother you, don't go.
The Bottom Line: If you loved Jackass 1, then you are going to be in heaven with this one. Like Borat, it is one of the funniest (and shocking) movies you have ever seen.

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