TheBilcourt: My attempt to scam the scammer, pt. 1

My attempt to scam the scammer, pt. 1

Time for something a little different.

For as long as I have had access to the internet, I have never recieved one of those NIgerian scam artist emails. That was until yesterday. Not only did I get one, but I got two of them. At first I wasn't going to do anything, but now I have decided that I am going to attempt to screw with these people. No, I will not be sending them any money or numbers to any accounts that have money. I'm going to post the results as I get them.

For starters, here's the original email:

"Dear Beloved,

My name is Mrs Teressa Sutton, a Briton by origin, but married to an American, Mr James Sutton who was murdered by unknown assailants last year in Wales.

My husband worked with Intel Limited in England as a manager for a long time before he was appointed adviser to the Prime Minister of England on Co-operation and integration with Africa, a post he held until he was brutally murdered by the suspected rival political parties.We were married for eleven years without a child.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 15 million dollars, this fund(fifteen million dollars) is in a bank here in Europe. Presently this money is still with the Financial Institution.

Recently, my Doctor told me that I might not last for the next eight months due to an inflammation of my liver. This has led to my being on 24 hours intensive care,in a private clinic here in England. I am tired of living like this.

I have decided to donate this fund to an individual, group or a charity organization that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.I want an individual,or Charity Organization that will use this fund for orphanages, widows, and helping land mine victims
worldwide.

I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband's relatives are trouble makers and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used for trivialities.I do not want a situation where my husband's sweat will be used in material pursuits. This is why I am taking this decision.

You can reach my lawyer (Barrister Stefan Repede Esq) with this specified email address: Email: bar_stefan_chambers@mail2judge.com . Tell him that I have WILLED 15 million dollars to you by quoting my personal reference number: Law/chamber/solicitors/te/sut/WILL/9834520012. I have notified him that I am WILLING this amount to you for charity purpose.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will Jeopardize my last wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don't want my relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.

Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another person for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I have stated herein.

My lawyer would be waiting to receive your reply.

Remain blessed.

Your Sister,

Mrs.Teressa Sutton."

My original reply: short, sweet, and why I argued the intensive care part I don't know.

"You must be an idiot to think I'm going to fall for your scam.

If your in intensive care, then there is no way you would be in a shape to send emails like this. Stupid Africans...."

Her reply: A response with an amazing amount of bad grammar compared to the original letter.

"Dear beloved Williams,

I want you to know that I am very serious about this and I am not from Africa. I am using the Doctor laptop at the private hospital to communicate with you and as such I am able to send and receive mails.

I want to know you mind about this, if you are willing to do this please contact with my attorney to furnish with relative information

Yours beloved sister

Mrs. Teressa Sutton"

Here is the new and improved response I sent. I will definitely post a response if I hear back from "her". This is going to be great if I do hear back!

"I am sorry for the original email. I should not have criticized you and I am deeply sorry for the pain you are going through. I had a very bad day the day I received your email. I am actually interested in your proposition, but first we must learn to trust one another. I will tell you a little bit about myself. I currently live in Tennessee, where I work for The Bluth Company. The Bluth Company builds some of the finest homes in America. We have also built some homes in Iraq. We also have dabbled in smaller ventures outside of the world of home building. We have entered the world of food by opening up frozen banana stands in some of the major cities in the south. To date, we have been very fortunate in both of our businesses. I spoke with the co-presidents of our company, Michael and Gob Bluth, and they are very interested in helping out your cause. Unfortunately, in today's world we must have some proof of the situation. I propose that we establish a password and you provide us with a picture of you or someone holding a sign with our password on it. If we can get this proof then we would be very interested in taking another step towards helping you. I am providing you with our company logo and a current press photo of me taken by our company for a local lifestyles magazine. I do hope to hear from you again!

William Hammock

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