TheBilcourt: December 2006
Saddam's been hanging around...
Sunday, December 31, 2006
Seeing how no one had done it yet, I took it upon myself to make the obvious YTMND site about the
hanging of Saddam.
ha!
The Year's Most Interesting Pics
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Sports Illustrated's
Most Interesting Pictures of the Year.
These are some great photographs. Someone please explain to me what is going on in picture 14.
Grindhouse Update
A few posts ago, I posted some YouTube footage of Grindhouse. Well, speak of the devil, here's the actual trailer. Very cool vintage feel...
It was only a matter of time....
before someone sold a shirt
with the instructions.
This. is. awesome.
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Donald Trump is the man! Hes laying the smackdown on Rosie O'Donnell. I can't stand Rosie and it's so awesome that A. someone is telling it like it is about Rosie and B. it's Donald Trump. Crush her Donald!!!! Sue her good!
Watch Donald tell it like it is.
Update- This is from another show....
An SNL Digital Short
Monday, December 18, 2006
I was at my dad's house over the weekend and this came on SNL. Needless to say, I lost it laughing so hard. I found myself singing this to myself all day Sunday. This is one of the funniest things I have seen on SNL in a long time. Overall, I thought the Justin Timberlake episode was probably the funniest show of the entire year. This is the uncensored version of the digital short. (I'm still kind of shocked NBC posted the uncensored version on YouTube) Don't play if easily offended by bad language. For everyone else, enjoy.
Live Free or Die Hard Teaser
Thursday, December 14, 2006
This does not look like a Die Hard movie. Everybody will still see it though.
Great Letterman Top Ten List
Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Eating At Taco Bell
10. "Are my affairs in order?"
9. "Why is the counter kid wearing a hazmat suit?"
8. "Will the hot sauce kill the bacteria?"
7. "Is this how they poisoned that Russian spy?"
6. "Do I really want to succumb to a taco-related death?"
5. "Should I go somewhere safer for lunch like Fallujah?"
4. "Will this help me meet the recommended E.coli daily requirement?"
3. (No number 3 -- writer ate a bad chalupa)
2. "What would Kristie Alley do?"
1. "Wait -- when was Taco Bell not tainted with E.coli?"
My attempt to scam the scammer, pt. 1
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Time for something a little different.
For as long as I have had access to the internet, I have never recieved one of those NIgerian scam artist emails. That was until yesterday. Not only did I get one, but I got two of them. At first I wasn't going to do anything, but now I have decided that I am going to attempt to screw with these people. No, I will not be sending them any money or numbers to any accounts that have money. I'm going to post the results as I get them.
For starters, here's the original email:
"Dear Beloved,
My name is Mrs Teressa Sutton, a Briton by origin, but married to an American, Mr James Sutton who was murdered by unknown assailants last year in Wales.
My husband worked with Intel Limited in England as a manager for a long time before he was appointed adviser to the Prime Minister of England on Co-operation and integration with Africa, a post he held until he was brutally murdered by the suspected rival political parties.We were married for eleven years without a child.
When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 15 million dollars, this fund(fifteen million dollars) is in a bank here in Europe. Presently this money is still with the Financial Institution.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I might not last for the next eight months due to an inflammation of my liver. This has led to my being on 24 hours intensive care,in a private clinic here in England. I am tired of living like this.
I have decided to donate this fund to an individual, group or a charity organization that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.I want an individual,or Charity Organization that will use this fund for orphanages, widows, and helping land mine victims
worldwide.
I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband's relatives are trouble makers and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used for trivialities.I do not want a situation where my husband's sweat will be used in material pursuits. This is why I am taking this decision.
You can reach my lawyer (Barrister Stefan Repede Esq) with this specified email address: Email: bar_stefan_chambers@mail2judge.com . Tell him that I have WILLED 15 million dollars to you by quoting my personal reference number: Law/chamber/solicitors/te/sut/WILL/9834520012. I have notified him that I am WILLING this amount to you for charity purpose.
NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will Jeopardize my last wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don't want my relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.
Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another person for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I have stated herein.
My lawyer would be waiting to receive your reply.
Remain blessed.
Your Sister,
Mrs.Teressa Sutton."
My original reply: short, sweet, and why I argued the intensive care part I don't know.
"You must be an idiot to think I'm going to fall for your scam.
If your in intensive care, then there is no way you would be in a shape to send emails like this. Stupid Africans...."
Her reply: A response with an amazing amount of bad grammar compared to the original letter.
"Dear beloved Williams,
I want you to know that I am very serious about this and I am not from Africa. I am using the Doctor laptop at the private hospital to communicate with you and as such I am able to send and receive mails.
I want to know you mind about this, if you are willing to do this please contact with my attorney to furnish with relative information
Yours beloved sister
Mrs. Teressa Sutton"
Here is the new and improved response I sent. I will definitely post a response if I hear back from "her". This is going to be great if I do hear back!
"I am sorry for the original email. I should not have criticized you and I am deeply sorry for the pain you are going through. I had a very bad day the day I received your email. I am actually interested in your proposition, but first we must learn to trust one another. I will tell you a little bit about myself. I currently live in Tennessee, where I work for The Bluth Company. The Bluth Company builds some of the finest homes in America. We have also built some homes in Iraq. We also have dabbled in smaller ventures outside of the world of home building. We have entered the world of food by opening up frozen banana stands in some of the major cities in the south. To date, we have been very fortunate in both of our businesses. I spoke with the co-presidents of our company, Michael and Gob Bluth, and they are very interested in helping out your cause. Unfortunately, in today's world we must have some proof of the situation. I propose that we establish a password and you provide us with a picture of you or someone holding a sign with our password on it. If we can get this proof then we would be very interested in taking another step towards helping you. I am providing you with our company logo and a current press photo of me taken by our company for a local lifestyles magazine. I do hope to hear from you again!
William Hammock
A psychic and christmas lights
This is GREAT! I love it when psychics make idiots out of themselves.
More evidence she's an idiot...
And now for something completely different...
2006 Collection of Ugly Christmas Lights
Tuesday 12-12
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Someone made a video blending "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" with Benny Hinn, the tv evangelist.
This is hilarious!
It kind of reminded me of a zombie movie though. HA!
XM Radio (which I have and love) this year has 5 channels of Christmas music. Yes, 5 channels. They also have added another
holiday channel.
Don't tell Borat.
AFI and SNL
Monday, December 11, 2006
AFI's 2006 Awards.
Way to go Borat! As far as the tv selections go, I think they made the right choices. I don't know what Dexter is, but I am happy that Battlestar Galactica, Heroes, The Office, South Park, and 24 made the cut. Those shows rock hard!
This was on SNL the other night. Really funny stuff. Apocalypto is actually a pretty good movie. I liked it a lot, but its definitely something you only need to see once every other year or something. I don't want to watch it again in a theatre, I won't buy the dvd, and I probably won't watch it on tv for at least a couple of years. It's kind of like Schindler's List. Really good, but not something I will want to watch when I'm bored at home.
p.s. Please SNL, get rid of Kenan Thompson and bring back Tina Fey. For every hour and half SNL I watch, I think 10 minutes or so is funny. I guess after watching Studio 60, I should appreciate how hard it is to put on an SNL type show. It's just that the talent is really great (except Kenan) and more often than not, the sketches are really poor.
Two things....
Sunday, December 10, 2006
First...
I saw
this site
and had immeadiate flashbacks to a year ago when I got hit in the eye with a golfball. To this date, the closest I will come to playing golf again is Wii Sports golf.
Secondly... I was talking to some people about Quentin Tarrantino and Robert Rodriguez's new movie Grind House. I found that hardly anyone has heard about this movie. Here's a quick overview, Grind House is two separate (obviously short) films in one. Tarantino's part is called Death Proof and Rodriguez's part is called Planet Terror. The movie as a whole is in the same vein as a 70's grunge horror flick. While there hasn't been an official green band trailer released, they did show footage of it on a SpikeTV horror films awards show a while back. I thought I would post it to get everyone who hasn't seen it, in the loop. Enjoy!
300 Final Trailer
Friday, December 08, 2006
This movie looks awesome, but sometimes it's too good to be true. I hope it's true! This looks soo amazing! It's from a graphic novel by Frank Miller, the guy who created Sin City. Unlike Sin City, I haven't read the graphic novel, I might go get it after seeing this trailer.
Stuff 12/6/06
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
-
This is
an awesome car anti-theft device.
-
Funny 60 Minutes opener parody.
(A YTMND)
This a montage of AT&T commercials from 1993. It's funny that they were good at predicting the future, but yet they didn't really invent any of the items.
It's been a while
I haven't posted anything in a really long time. I've been really busy lately. If you haven't seen Heroes or have missed any episodes,
NBC has every episode online
for you to watch. It's such a great show.
- If you get a chance, head over to
Aint It Cool
and read the daily Q&A with Sylvester Stallone. I guess Harry, the guy behind AICN, met Sly and became friends with him. Everyday until the release of Rocky Balboa, Sly is going to answer 10 fan questions chosen by Harry. They already have over 20,000 questions submitted. The Q&As are pretty interesting and fun. Probably one of my favorite questions so far was "How does the three seashells work?". You need to see Demolition Man to understand that one.
- Here's a collection of
kids scared of Santa pics.
You could almost call the set, "really bad Santas". Some of these Santas are so bad looking. I probably would have been screaming too if I was little.
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